The Infamous Middle Finger Untitled #74


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  4. Anonymous said: why do you have ads when you can just get a student loan to help pay for your education?

    distraction:

    I’m planning on attending Duke University which costs $45,000+ per year. Each time you click the ad on my blog and click on 7 different links you support my college fund. I don’t plan on getting a student loan because it is a trap to get people in debt after college. Please understand that I already have a job and what I’m asking is a favor, not mandatory. This would really help thanks so much <3

     

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  6. (Source: fracturable, via virginity)

     

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  9. sixpenceee:

    guykneecologist:

    This.

    omfg reblogging till the end of time

    (via pizza)

     


  10. kanrose:

    iammakingperfectsense:

    insidemymmind:

    Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

    image

    THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

     


  11. straightboymamoru:

    if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

    (Source: transboymamoru, via departured)

     

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  13. tortillah:

    teacher: maybe we should move the test?

    me: image

    (via distraction)

     

  14. amazign:

    djprincessk:

    stop-hammerkind:

    srsfunny:

    Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

    WHAT

    #this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

    i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

    (via watchasifallthroughthesky)

     


  15. d-o-r-ia-n:

    zannablack:

    superlockedinthephandom:

    sarajust:

    taggedbooty:

    offlcer:

    ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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    TOO SOON

    IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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    oh my god

    FUCK

    (via watchasifallthroughthesky)